my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
I feel like I get emotions that havent been named yet and it’s really weird.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA
if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question
you didnt just do that
They had discovered one could grow as hungry for light as for food.
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED